I am the softest cat in the whole world

That's right! I am indeed the softest cat in the entire world. Many debate but all are wrong. Test after test prove it and much like a drug test, they are fail proof. I was just thinking of this a while back and thought I might as well prove it. I got brushed out the other day and I could barely keep me off myself. Very nice, very nice.

holy cat!!!

Man, I dont think I could get this big even if I keep eating this tuna I get fed. Damn its good but shit, its just too rich. I think it makes me lethargic too. Plus I get gas. Lots of cool boxes in the house now, Im not sure what they're for but I like chewing on them and hiding in them.