diets suck

I dont like being forced into a diet. I am suddenly being given less than I was a while ago and its pissing me off. Im not fat, I may be relatively big boned but not fat. Just cause papa has food problems doesnt mean I should pay for his own lack of self control. And if anyone out there cares, Im out of catnip.

whoops...

Papa likes his bourbon and I tried to go head to head with him and I only got 1 lick before it kicked in, I got drunk, fell in the toilet, and had a hangover. It was the worst 15 minutes of my life to this point.

back off, Ill get there

To those who will are new to this site, Ill get to some new posts. Ive been busy getting used to the new color in the bathroom which isnt too far off from the inside of mine. I finally managed to chew off the last leaf on a plant that I've been working on much to papa's chigrin. He also bought this new band called 120 days that he plays for me when he's not home and it relaxes me, I highly recomend it to anyone who likes to chill out. I have to go clean myself.