the bullshit bath

This is crap. I get hurt and then I guess I stank a bit and my dad shoved me in the bathtub. I found it oddly enticing. I normally just go in to get a drink but I found it refreshing to be under the full turent of warm water. He scrubbed me down REAL good then he wrapped a big towel around me and dried me, well, not so good. My foot still hurt for a while and he was weird, he kept trying to get his friends to sniff it. They always said no.